some of stupid survey?

Thought I Couldn't Top It, Huh? OVER 2000 Questions! (Truly the Longest!)

Time and date right now:: 11.21.08 (6:52pm)
How far do you want to get?: eh finish it
By the way, someone plagiarized my previous surveys.
=>This or That<=
Pie or cake?: cake
Chocolate or vanilla?: vanilla
Black or white?: racist
Ceiling or floor?: ceiling
Couch or bed?: futon
Cough or sneeze?: neither thnx
On or off?: on plz =]
Closed or open?: lol
Brush or comb?: brush
Long or short?: LONG
Big or small?: BEEEG
Wet or dry?: LOL
Under or over?: under
Top or bottom?: tops with bottoms plz. no nudity (insiders ftl)
Fly or fall?: fall is what i do but I wanna fly bzarch
Smile or frown?: normally smiles recently =]
Tears of joy or tears of sorrow?: normally sorrow?
Hot or cold?: i'm hot nd cold
Warm or cool?: warm
Rough or smooth?: smooth
Cat or dog?: dog
Snake or bird?: LOL
Shark or T-Rex?: SHAAAAAAK
Past or present?: present plz
Science fiction or fantasy?: fantasy
Dull or sharp?: shaaap
Live forever or die young?: die young
Books or television?: books
Jump or skip?: skip
Fast or slow?: combination
Run or walk?: walk
Guy or girl?: i like guys
Disney or Warner Brothers?: warner bros
Belle or Jasmine?: Jasmine plz
Gaston or Cruella Deville?: Cruella Deville
Food or friends?: friends with food =P
Colors or black and white?: blk nd white = classic
Cute or pretty?: pretty
Good or evil?: i don't believe in good or evil
Fruits or vegetables?: veggies
Milk or juice?: juice
Hot chocolate or gingerale?: random
Beer or wine?: neither
Movies or cartoons?: cartoon movies
Pillow or blanket?: blanket wit a pillow?
Moon or stars?: to me he is the moon and all else are stars - when the moon is gone, it seems all else shines brightest, enflaming my eyes. lol
Sky or sea?: sky
Explode or implode?: implode
Tree or flower? (HA. HOW DO YOU LIKE PLAGIARISM NOW? *cough* *ahem* Yeah.): ew
Mountain Dew or Sprite?: sprite
Ketchup or mustard?: ketchup with mustard
Meats or veggies?: both
Straps or strapless?: straps
Water or Gatorade?: water
PS2 or Xbox 360?: neither plz
History or geography?: la storia
Geometry or algebra?: ew
Basketball or volleyball?: volleyball
Basketball or soccer?: ew
Basketball or tennis?: tennis
Basketball or baseball?: baseball
Basketball or football?: no
Basketball or swimming?: no
Volleyball or soccer?: volleyball
Volleyball or tennis?: staaap
Volleyball or baseball?: NO
Volleyball or football?: no
Volleyball or swimming?: no
Soccer or tennis?: no
Soccer or baseball?: no
Soccer or football?: no
Soccer or swimming?: no
Tennis or baseball?: non
Tennis or football?: on
Tennis or swimming?: on
Baseball or football?: ono
Baseball or swimming?: no
Football or swimming?: no
Chinese or Mexican food?: =] mexican with chinese
Red or orange?: orange
Red or yellow?: omigod
Red or green?: nono
Red or blue?: no
Red or indigo?: no
Red or violet?: no
Orange or yellow?: no
Orange or green?: no
Orange or blue?: no
Orange or indigo?: no
Orange or violet?: no
Yellow or green?: n
Yellow or blue?: o
Yellow or indigo?: n
Yellow or violet?: o
Green or blue?: no
Green or indigo?: NOOO
Green or violet?: nooo
Indigo or violet?: nooo
Fall or summer?: fall
Winter or spring?: winter
Rain or snow?: rain
Mud or dirt?: dirt
Snakes or spiders?: spiders
Fido or Fluffy?: ew
Rainbows or stars?: stars
Blue or gray sky?: gray
Prairies or forests?: forests
Lakes or streams?: streams
Fish or caimans?: uh
Roses or daffodils?: daffodils
Bauhaus or Rosetta Stone?: rosetta stone!
Sisters of Mercy or Skinny Puppy?: mercy?
Green Day or Fall Out Boy?: ew
From First to Last or My Chemical Romance?: both plz
The Monkees or The Beatles?: LOL
David Bowie or Billy Idol?: no
Helloween or Skid Row?: no
Britney Spears or Vanessa Carlton?: noooooooooooooooooooo
The Goo Goo Dolls or 3 Doors Down?: lol
Duran Duran or Madonna?: no
John Williams or Danny Elfman?: Elfman ftw
Mozart or Beethoven?: beethoven but mozart was a bit uhm awesome. AMADEUS PLZ
Men at Work or Men Without Hats?: ...
The Arrogant Worms or Voltaire?: sighsigh
Dark Muse or Inkubus Sukkubus?: LOL
Queen or Black Sabbath?: lol
Rush or Pet Shop Boys?: NANANANANA
Johnny Hates Jazz or Deep Blue Something?: lol
Supertramp or Steppenwolf?: I LOVE THE NAMES =]
Enormous mansion or humble abode?: humble abode
Teaspoon or tablespoon?: teaspoon
China plates or crystal figurines?: china plates
Knife or spork?: spork!
Bedroom or basement?: bedroom
Antiques or chrome?: antique chrome
Wide screen televisions or ornately-designed windows?: da windows
Carpet or wood?: carpet?
Blenders or washing machines?: idfk LOL
Pen or pencil?: pencil?
Couch or bed?: futon!
Kitchen sink or bathroom sink?: bathroom?
Diskette or CD Rom?: CDROM BZARCH?
Sitting on the roof with a friend or swimming in your backyard with them?: sittin' on the roof
Phones or AIM?: aim
Pillow or footrest?: pillow
Sharpies or ducks?: duck sharpies
Personality quizzes or story quizzes?: story?
Gaia or Neopets?: ew
Attempting to use proper grammar or purposely butchering language?: both
Having to read the poetry on Quizilla or writing your own?: writing
Roleplaying with strangers or roleplaying with people you know?: wit ppl i noe?
Crying because of an Internet fight or flaming the people involved?: both plz =]
Ignoring a suicide post on a forum or actually doing something about it?: trying to do something
Gold or silver?: silver
Lipstick or lip gloss?: uhm
Sunny or rainy?: rainy cept when it's cold
Edgar Allan Poe or Oscar Wilde?: edgarplz
Johnny Depp or Orlando Bloom?: JOHNNY
Lindsay Lohan or Hilary Duff?: ew
Pringles or Doritos?: pringles lol once u pop u can't staaap
MTV or VHI?: neither
Vampire or mermaid?: vamp mermaids...
The Internet or television?: internet
Romantic comedy or romance tragedy?: romance tragedy
Comedy or drama?: drama
Comedy or horror?: horror
Comedy or fantasy?: fantasy
Law and Order: Criminal Intent or Law and Order: SVU?: SVU
The OC or Laguna Beach? (Why have I succumbed to asking this question?): ew
Blind or deaf?: how about mute?
Blind or mute?: yea mute
Mute or deaf?: ...
Shrimp or crab?: shrimp
Crab or lobster?: lobster
Stickers or stamps?: stickers
VHS or DVD?: no
VHS or CD?: no
CD or DVD?: no
Paris or New York City?: neither
Philadelphia or Chicago?: neither
MySpace or TagWorld?: neither
MySpace or Facebook?: neither
Mall goth or TRUE goth?: never met a real goth so i can't tell you =X
Emo or punk?: emo but real emo
Emo or prep?: emo
Punk or prep?: punk
Punk or goth?: eh
Goth or prep?: they're the same to me
x Your Dreams, Wishes, and Hopes x
If you could be in the arms of anyone at all...: nope
If you could visit anyone or anything in the world...: nope
If you could visit anyone or anything...: ....
If you had functioning wings, would you fly away?: nope
If you met the person you knew you were destined to be with...: marry?
If you could be anything in the world...: happier
If you could, what color would you paint the sky?: violet
How would you help them?: help whom?
If you could write a literary masterpiece...: I would try
If you could cure any disease, what would you cure?: heartache
If you could cure any mental illness, what would you cure?: sanity
If you were to leave on a journey, whom would you take for company?: james
If you could have a superhuman ability, which one would you choose?: invisibility or the power to go back and forth in time
If you could go back in time, what age would you like to go back to?: 12
If you could change anything about your past, what would it be?: a lot
If so, what are they?: ...
Did you ever want to be some type of heroic figure?: not really
Who was your idol when you turned ten?: uhm, tamora pierce
Why?: because i thought she wrote cool
What do you want to be when you get older?: happier, smarter, beautiful, and a writer =]
What do you want your house to look like?: a small italian villa on a hill
What kind of pets do you wish to have?: a small dog
Where would be the ideal place to live?: italy
What do you want to accomplish before you die?: go to italy + write a book + get unconditional love
Do you wish to contribute anything to the world?: my writing
What would that be?: ^^^^^^
Who do you want to be beside right now?: someone worth being
What do wish you could be doing currently?: something worth doing
What do you want to accomplish to-day?: lol
What news do you want to hear right now?: someone out there is worth while
What else do you want to hear to-day?: uhm
Who do you want to talk to currently?: sure
Who do you want to kiss right now?: sure
Who do you want to hug right now?: weird and random, but i just want someone to hold me? nd not romantically or whatever, even a friend would do. just like, a big ass warm hug and an appreciative comment. that would be nice...=X
If you could tell the world just one thing about yourself...: uh
If you could tell the world just one thing about your friends...: some suck, some rock, but they're all worth it
If you could apologize to everyone, what would you say sorry for?: a lot
If you were to give all your thanks to just one person, who would it be?: mommy
Why would you thank them? (244...): uh
What do you look Like?
Height:: 5'3"ish
Weight:: 120ish?
Natural hair color:: dark brown - red highlights
Hairstyle:: curly, chin length, longer in front
Hair length:: chin length?
Is it dyed now?: yea
What color?: it was pink but it faded
Skin color:: caramel
Any freckles?: not really
Birthmarks?: yea
Scars?: yea
Do you have oily, dry, or perfect skin?: oily nd dry
Eye color:: brown
How long are your eyelashes?: not very
Eyebrow length:: wtf?
Eyebrow thickness:: LOL not very
Eyebrow color:: black?
Do wear glasses?: nope
What color are the frames?: lol
The brand:: lol
The brand of the lenses:: lol
Where did you get them at?: lol
Do you wear contacts?: olol
What color do they make your eyes?: ol
What brand are they?: ol
Where did you get them?: ol
How long is your nose?: uhm...
Width:: LOL
What kind is it?: uh patrician?
Shape of lips:: larger lower, giving me a pout, perfect cupid's bow if i do say so myself...
Full or thin?: full
Smile lines?: yea
Frown lines?: yea lol
What kind of chin do you have?: a stubborn
Length of arms:: long?
Width of wrists:: small?
Length of fingers:: medium lololol
Width of fingers:: uh
Do you have big hands?: nar
Length of nails:: short
Flat stomach?: nope
Length of legs:: long
Defining your Personality...
I cherish...: beauty
I enjoy...: writing
My heart is...: ready for the taking
One thing I try not to joke about is...: uhm other ppl's writing for the most part
I believe love...: is unkind
I can be mean when I...: desire or a sometimes unintentionally
I can be nice when I...: try
Sometimes I pretend to be...: happy
I revere...: writers
I seek...: happiness
I try to be...: pretty
I understand that...: i'm not
I vie for...: a lot
I wish...: that things were easier
My Xanadu looks...: LOL
Religious zeal is...: =[ nope
How attractive do you think you are? (Scale: 1-5): 2?
Intelligent?: sometimes
Empathetic?: eh
Polite?: yea
Respectful?: eh
Comical?: eh
Mature?: NO
Unique?: sometimes
Talkative?: sometimes
Depressed?: sometimes
Friendly?: sometimes
Outgoing?: not really
Selfish?: yea
Arrogant?: sometimes
Prudent?: sometimes?
Self-conscious?: yea
How attractive are you thought to be by others?: idunno ask them?
Intelligent?: eh
Empathetic?: eh
Polite?: very?
Respectful?: eh
Comical?: eh
Mature?: eh
Unique?: eh
Talkative?: not very
Depressed?: very
Friendly?: not very
Outgoing?: very for some retarded reason LOL
Selfish?: eh
Arrogant?: eh
Prudent?: eh
Self-conscious?: eh
Do you care about what others think of your physical appearance?: yup
How about your reputation?: eh
Do you care if they consider your personality annoying?: yep
Do you care about what they think of your beliefs?: not really
What does hatred mean to you?: means that you're slightly immature. i don't hate anyone. i hate situations...or things...>.>;
Do you respect yourself?: eh
Would you ever ignore someone who has been emotionally hurt?: if i didn't noe yea? but if i did and i could help, fucks no
Physically?: never if i knew
Would you ever intentionally and physically hurt someone?: i wouldn't every try
Intentionally and emotionally?: sometimes i have
Would you ever hurt someone just for fun?: no
Do the means ever justify the ends? (361!): sometimes?
.Favorites.
Color:: black
Number:: 13
Store:: hawttopiczzz
Book:: eh
Story:: shakespeare...period
Magazine:: eh
Television program?:: eh
Movie:: eh
Series:: eh
Poem:: hmmmm....i love a lot of poetry
Onomatopoeia:: hmm
Verb:: facere - to do
Paradox:: TIME PARADOX!
Idiom:: lol im not sure
Noun:: noun in general.
Adjective:: pulchra - beautiful
Adverb:: uhm...idunno
Work of fantasy:: tamora pierce plz
Classic work:: shakespeare!
Contemporary work:: lol uhm
Writer:: hmm
Fairy tale:: cinderella plz
Dictionary brand:: websters?
Summer scene:: idfk
Winter scene:: idfk
Spring scene:: idfk
Fall scene:: when the leaves are on the grounds and they're wet so they stain sidewalks?
Season:: autumn
Planet:: uranus
Space feature:: moon
Thing about summer:: relaxation
Thing about winter:: beauty
Thing about spring:: smells
Thing about fall:: beginning
Mammal:: cow roflmao
Insect:: uh
Arachnid:: tarantula =X
Fish:: ew
Reptile:: snakes ...?
Amphibian:: froggies!
Science:: ew
Thing to do during summer:: sleep
Type of weather:: rainy
Bird:: ravens...crows
Thing to do during winter:: cuddle
Thing to do during spring:: chill
Thing to do during fall:: walk
Nature sound:: the crickets
Country:: italy?
Real location:: ITALY
City:: lol
Culture:: italian? greek? roman?
State:: mass?
Province:: THIS province
Island:: hawaii?
Landscape:: broken ones
Place to go in your neighborhood:: cemetery no lie lol
Italian food:: all
Mexican:: tacos?
Indian:: uh
Chinese:: lo mein
American:: ....
French:: ew
Snack:: craisins
Pasta:: uh
Desert:: arizona? lol idfk
Ice cream flavor:: blk raspberry
Soup:: soup
Salad:: salad
Pancake:: ack
Restaurant:: ack
Fruit:: pomegranates nd like apricots nd necterines
Vegetable:: uh
Dinner:: food
Lunch:: lunch
Breakfast:: skillets!
Cereal:: cheerios?
Pop tart:: raspberry?
Candy:: sour patch kids
Artificial flavor:: awl
Cookie:: oreo?
Yogurt:: ew
Clothing store:: idfk
Outfit:: lol
Shoe:: conversos or my DVS
Shirt design:: uhm
Brand name:: lol
Top:: corset ftl
Pants:: skinnay jeans?
Skirt:: ew
Pair of socks:: kneehighs
Color [of clothing]:: black mostly or pink/purple?
Subject in school:: ela
Unisex name:: hmm...Alex?
Music:: melodic metal/screamo/poetic
Tree:: weeping willows
Flower:: uhm
Quote:: a lot
Scent:: raspberries, pomegranates, and amber
Adage:: idunno
Television channel:: the italian channel
Day of the week:: thursday
Perfume:: same as scent plz
Radio station:: zumix...fail
Cologne:: coffee....a guy that smells like coffee = smex?
Sound:: music
Feeling:: giddiness
Emotion:: glee
Emotion [to feel]:: loved
Song:: a few
Music artist:: alesana/chiodos/from autumn to ashes/underoath
Month:: january and october
Religious holiday:: christmas just for the vacation
Fun holiday:: uhm
Obscure holiday:: eh
Videogame:: eh
Computer game:: eh
Sport:: eh
Athlete:: RAFAEL NADAL!
Instrument:: violin? guitar?
Composer:: hmm
Singer:: hmm...i love the voice of a lot of artists....but when the guy from alesana sings -melts-
CD:: mindi abair - come as you are
Website:: yourmom.com
Word:: wit
Famous quote:: hmm
Famous adage:: hmm
Slogan:: LOL
Commercial:: uh
Shampoo:: uh
Conditioner:: uh
Body wash:: my old sensual amber bath nd body words thing...>.>; -sighs-
Soap:: ^^
(25.1% done.) Lotion:: ^^^
x__Odd Questions__x
What color is the bottom of your tongue?: bluish pink? idfk
Your foot?: pink
Do you have any medical problems concerning feet?: nope
Do you secretly fantasize about George W. Bush?: EW
Do you chew on your homework?: lol
Pencils?: sometimes
Do you read the dictionary?: sometimes
Encyclopedia?: not really
Atlas?: ew
Road map?: ew
Do you memorize random facts?: sometimes
Do you stalk anyone?: nope
Does anyone stalk you?: idunno? maybe kevin LOL
Do you collect dust?: LOL
Lint?: no
Baby teeth?: mom used to
Have you ever thought of becoming a prostitute?: yep
Do you wish prostitution was legal?: nope
Do you use lotion on your feet?: yep
Do you have problems with Canadians?: YESH ... they're too hawt for their own gweds =D
Mexicans?: nope
Americans?: yep
The French?: yep
The English?: nope
Have you ever played a kazoo?: yep
Have you ever shot someone?: nope
Something?: NO
How many pairs of underwear do you own?: a lot?
Jeans?: like 5? lol
What ring size are you?: 8?
Belt size?: idunno actually
Have you ever gotten anything amputated?: yes. my tail
Do you have a calendar from 2001 hanging in your room?: no
Do you eat a lot?: sometimes
Do you get excited over cameras?: no
Do you have a strange obsession with pickles?: yes LOL
Poison?: ...no?
Knives?: yea
Cheese?: ...-.-
Penguins?: not really
Bald people?: no
Scrawny African children?: LOL
Midgets?: no
Pirates?: YESH
Corny jokes?: yea
Are you a virgin?: yea
Are you a hermaphrodite?: no
Have you ever tied your tooth to a door to lose it?: LOL nonono
Do you bite yourself?: sometimes
Cut yourself?: no
Do you get cold sores often?: no herpes
Do you have a cold right now?: no
Do you suffer from chronic migraines?: no
Do you like to touch sharp objects?: yea
Do you have a twitching problem?: wen i'm hyper
Are you homicidal?: nope
What do you do on the computer?: nothing surprisingly
Anything your parents should know about?: ....
Are you happy with your life?: eh
Is everybody else happy with your life?: idunno?
Do you like 100% white grape juice?: ew
How big is the universe?: beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeg
How many hours of sleep do you get every night?: not enough
What do you dream about?: stupid things
Anything your parents should know about?: LOL
Do you fall for Internet advertisements?: nah
Do you enjoy bungee jumping?: i want to
Do you have AIM?: yea
MSN?: yea
YIM?: no
A Neopets account?: no
A Vampirefreaks account?: no
A Quizilla account?: yea?
A Bzoink account?: yea
Do you watch bugs crawl on the floor?: sometimes but not like tom sawyer plz
Do you follow the bugs that crawl on the floor?: ...no
Do you get attacked by ladybugs?: yea LOL
Are you scared of everything that breathes?: no
Are you scared of anything at all?: yea
What?: dying alone, losing myself, becoming someone i don't want to be, being stuck in a small dark place by myself for a long period of time, uhm, dying without a life worth while
Which cardinal direction do you like best?: uh...the west? idfk
Do you have a life?: yea
Then why are you taking this?: ...fuck u
Do you have a microphone on your computer?: no
A webcam?: not rly
A scanner?: no
A printer?: yea
A cordless mouse?: no
Does your mouse light up?: yea
What kind of computer do you have?: dell
Were you ever physically abused?: yea
Verbally?: yea
Sexually?: no
Do you wish you were a fish?: yea
A cat?: no
A dog?: yea
Do you have a cell phone?: yea
What kind is it?: motorola
Do you weasel out of things?: sometimes
Do your teachers like you?: eh
Do your parents like you?: i guess my mom does...>.>;
Do your siblings like you?: eh
Does karma, if it exists, love you?: NO
Did you have a tail when you were born?: yep
Do you enjoy school?: sometimes
Are you a packrat?: lol =D
Do you know HTML or CSS?: some html
Do you find yourself chewing on anything your fingers have touched?: NO
Do you shy away from social situations?: yea
Are you obsessed with shiny things?: yea
Are you at least attracted to them?: ....
Do you smash guitars or any other type of instrument?: no
Do you label other people?: yea
Are you proud of doing so? (Question #620.): nope
So. How bad can I make you look?: hmm?
Do you wash your hands frequently?: nope
Do you wet the bed?: nope
What age did you stop?: uh like 2?
Do you lie a lot?: on big things like i'll get in trouble
Have you lied at all in this survey?: nope
Do you forget to brush your teeth frequently?: not really
Do you brush your hair?: yea
Do you use antismelly?: no
Are you an alcoholic?: no
A druggie?: no
Do you drink illegally?: no
Do you wear underwear?: yea
Do you change it frequently?: yea
Are you a coward?: yea
A loser?: sometimes
An idiot?: sometimes
Do you text talk?: no
Are you a bad friend?: sometimes
Are you untrustworthy?: eh
Unreliable?: no
Do you pick your nose?: no
Are you imperfect?: yea
Ugly?: eh not really?
Do you have bad hair?: no
A big nose?: not really
Are you shallow?: eh
Greedy?: sometimes
Do you tell people you love them just to get what you want?: no
Do you have any /important/ talents?: eh..
Are you impolite?:
Disrespectful?: not really
Sadistic?: LOL
Are you a pansy?: yessir
Are you a conformist?: not really
A fan of George W. Bush?: not really
Do you have buck teeth?: no
Acne?: somewhat but not really
Mentall illnesses?: nooo
Are you fake?: noope
Does your breath smell?: not at the moment
Do you have a strong body odor?: NO
Do you have bad teeth?: noo
Are you overweight?: somewhat?
Anorexic?: noo
Bulimic?: lol no
Do you have a piercing in an inappropriate spot on your body?: nope
A tattoo?: noo
Are you a wannabe?: no
Do you get bad grades?: no
Are you a bad guesser?: yea
Are you slow?: no
Are you bad at reading people?: sometimes
Are you too nice for your own good?: sometimes
Do you have a lot of friends?: somewhat
Do you give in easily?: yea
Are you stubborn?: very
Are you annoying?: sometimes?
Are you a necrophilliac?: YES?
Are you incestuous?: noooooo!
Is your room messy?: yea
Do you make fun of other people?: yea
Do you respect your body?: yea
Are you arrogant?: yea
Do you have low self-esteem?: yea
Are you unique?: yea?
Are your hands clammy?: no
Are you short?: yea
Are you freakishly tall?: no
Do you like Simple Plan?: yea? sometimes. lol
=>Beliefs<=
Do you believe in the Christian God?: no
Do you believe in magic?: no
True love?: no
Heaven?: no
Hell?: no
Satan?: no
The Lord and Lady?: no
The Goddess?: no
The Greek Gods or Goddesses?: no
The Pagan Gods or Goddesses?: no
Are you an atheist?: no
Agnostic?: no
Do you believe in fairies?: no
Dragons?: no
Unicorns?: no
Gollums?: no
Santa?: no
The Easter Bunny?: no
The Tooth Fairy?: no
Pixies?: no
Phoenixes?: no
Elves?: no
Dwarves?: no
Mermaids?: no
Karma?: to a point
Immortality?: no
Do you believe in the Aztec Gods?: no
Mayan Gods?: no
Incan Gods?: no
Do you believe that each different belief creates a new reality?: no
Do you believe in life on other planets?: yea
Do you believe in the Xqoaest?: no
Do you believe in parallel universes?: no
Do you believe that black holes are time portals?: no
Do you believe in Eternity?: no
Do you believe in evolution?: yea
Do you believe in life after death?: no
What happens to us after we die?: we...die. the. end.
Do you believe in superheroes?: no
Super villains?: no
Do you believe in Fate?: no
That everything has a purpose?: no
Do you believe that everything revolves around money?: eh not really
Sex?: more so
Love?: yea
Success?: yea
Making yourself happy?: yea
Making others happy?: yea
Religion?: yea
Politics?: yea
Do you believe in miracles?: no
Angels?: no
Demons?: no
Ghosts?: no
Do you believe in true, selfless happiness?: nope
Do you believe in selfessness at all?: nope
Do you believe that wishing for something can make it happen?: no
Do you believe that anything can happen?: no
Name:: patricia
Age:: wise
Gender:: female
Nicknames:: tricia
Aliases:: trixie
What made you choose them?: uhm
If you were born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name be?: Griffin
Think of the situation above. What would you want your name to be?: Griffin
If you had a choice, would you drop your last name?: Wise?
What heritage does your first name imply?: irish roflmao
What heritage does your middle name imply?: irish
What heritage does your last name imply?: german?
Place of birth:: china town

Date of birth:: january 18th
Nationality:: don't make me go there
Were you named after anyone?: yea
Who?: don't make me go there
What side of the family does your name come from?: ...
Did your parents immigrate?: ...
How about your grandparents?: ...
Your great grandparents?: ..
Further back into your family?: .
Where did they emmigrate from?: ..
Where did they immigrate to?: .
How old are your parents?: .
Do you have any siblings?: .
How old are they?: .
What are their names?: ..
Do you get along with your family?: .
Do you wish they were different?: .
Were you ever abused by any member of your family?: .
Were you ever betrayed by a member of your family?: .
Did your family ever disown any other member of your family?: .
If so, why?: .
Who do you get along with most? (792!): .
...The Ideal Mate
Hair color:: dark
Hair length:: chin?
Hairstyle:: straight nd emo or curly
Eye color:: green nd hazel
Skin color:: warm
Any makeup?:: LOL nooo but eyeliner once and a while? yummy
Clothing style:: emo/goth/punk/laid back
Shy or outgoing?:: outgoing but won't get frustrated when i'm shy?
Happy or depressed?:: happy but can understand depression
Funny or serious?:: funny but understands how to be serious
Abusive or kind?:: kind duh
Respectful or perverted?:: respectful but can be privately perverted ;]
Completely describe their personality:: amazingness
This is another space if you need it:: roflmao
Ideal height:: about a foot taller than me?
Ideal weight:: idunno bigger than me and not skinny emo ack
Body type:: warm. not like heavily muscled but like, i can lie on and feel comfortable? ROFL not in a sex way tho!
Completely describe their appearance:: perfect
This is another space if you need it:: lol
Masochistic or sadistic?:: masochistic
Conformist or nonconformist?:: noncomformist but not to the point he wears a helmet
Artistic or athletic?: artistic
Intellectual or unintelligent?: intellectual plz?
Complex or simple?: complex and simple?
What would their hobbies be?: perfection
Interests?: music, reading i guess? guy stuff? idunno i don't want a guy exactly like me. that'd be awkward
Obsessions: me =]
Would they hug you often?: yesplz
Kiss you often?: not like rape but once and a while?
Would they frequently tell you that they loved you?: YES =P
Have you already found your ideal mate?: nope still searching
Are you in love?: nooo
What will you do together?: ...uhm
Your ideal date:: wherever he takes me is perfect
Your ideal wedding:: as long as he's there?
How many kids?: 138542502498758274903826574289571340398482375098237509824768247520349582672030921709273582750275823701792705230957 thnxplz
What will their names be?: i think i'll just call them numbers...there aren't enough names
What do you think they would look like?: like me+him?
Will you even have kids?: hopefully not for a whileplz
If not, why?: LOL
Will you even get married?: maybe
If not, why?:
Are you taken or single?: singuhlll
.:Dislikes:.
Least favorite color:: eh
Animal:: rats? rodents?
Number:: 1
President:: bushplz
Actor:: idunno
Actress:: like everyone?
Director:: LOL
Celebrity:: ugh like everyone on disney + some
Artist:: mostly everyone who's wicked populars
Illustrator:: idunno
Poet:: crappy ones
Writer:: stephenie meyer -.-
Band:: uhm
Musician:: .....
Singer:: .
Food:: .
Fruit:: .
Vegetable:: .
Candy:: .
Drupe:: .
Candy bar:: .
Brand of chocolate:: .
Skittles flavor:: .
Month:: .
Year:: .
Decade:: .
Decade:: .
Millenium:: .
Era:: .
Time period:: .
Battle of the Civil War:: .
War:: .
Battle of WWII:: .
Battle of American Revolution:: .
Genius:: .
Genus of plant:: .
Flower:: .
Tree:: .
Hair color::
Eye color:: .
Fairy tale:: .
Disney princess:: .
Disney villain:: .
Disney prince:: ..
Movie character::
Play character:: .
Book character:: .
Musical character:: .
Play:: .
Musical:: .
Person:: ..
Brand of cereal:: .
Brand of battery:: .
Mental illness::
Medication:: ..
Serial killer:: .
Poison:: .
Type of sword:: .
Type of gun:: .
Toothpaste brand:: ..
Scent:: .
Type of knife:: ..
Taste:: .
Sound:: .
Article of clothing:: .
What do you think of...
Ugly people?: they're okay?
Pretty people?: they're pretty?
Bald people?: LOL
Scrawny African children?: go eat food and not be scrawny?
Religion?: it's too complex
Politics?: fuck it
Abortion?: it's not birth control. but it should be legal
Church?: fuck it
Separation of church and state?: gey
Blondes?: whore
Brunettes?: awesome
Redheads?: amazing
Mainstream rock?: gey
Abercrombie?: geyer
Pop music?: geyest
Classic rock?: mad dope
Roleplaying?: fun =]
Emo music?: as long as it's not cliche
The emo trend?: eh
Ignorance?: bliss
Stupidity?: bliss?
Mental retardation?: sad but real
My friend, Kcaiyettlyinnee?: ...uhm
Friends?: awesome?
Disrespect?: fuck it
Immaturity?: ridiculous
Republicans?: dumb
Democrats?: dumb
George W. Bush?: dumber
Your mom? (OH, BURN. xD): LOL -burned-
My mom?: fucked it
Me?: fuck it
This survey?: fuck it
Dry walls?: LOL?
Painted walls?: sweet
Drugs?: bad
Alcohol?: bad
Prostitution?: bad
Premarital sex?: bad
Teenage sex?: bad
People?: bad
Homosexuality?: awesome?
Bisexuality?: go for it?
Heterosexuality?: thaz meeee
Your classmates?: gey
Your co-workers?: gey?
Your job?: i don't have one LOL
Your abilities?: to do what?
Yourself?: okay
Your school?: okay
Your family?: ...okay
My family?: idunno
Your mental health?: LOL
My mental health?: ...fuck it?
Falling asleep holding a stuffed animal?: i do that still LOL
Your life?: lame
My life? (What life?): ...yea what life?
The color green?: cool
Pickles?: loool
Food?: yummy
Electricity?: shocking
Niagra falls?: i always think of viagra
Cataracts?: bad? idfk
Bridges?: cool?
Braces?: gey
Dictionaries?: quality reading lolidunno
Television?: goo?
Fairy tales?: sucky
Hollywood?: roflmao
MTV?: roflmao
.x.Currently.x.
What are you feeling?:
Smelling?:
Seeing?:
Hearing?:
Doing?:
Who are you talking to online?:
On the phone?:
What room of the house are you in?:
Are you cold?:
Bored?:
Warm?:
Hot?:
Do you look nice?:
What are you wearing?:
Are you eating anything?:
Drinking anything?:
BMI?:
What brand of shoes are you wearing?:
What are you wishing for?:
What are you worried about?:
Sad about?:
Happy about?:
Angry about?:
Serious about?:
Laughing about?:
Talking about?:
Typing about?:
Are you IMing anyone?:
.o.Friends.o.
Who are your friends?:
Your best friends?:
Who do you hang out with most?:
Who do you treat the best?:
Who treats you the best?:
Do you even have friends?:
If so, why are you taking this survey?:
The smart one?:
The depressed one?:
The punk?:
The goth?:
The prep?:
The jock?:
The outcast?:
The stupid one?:
The one who you think will kill someone one day?:
The annoying one?:
The hyper one?:
The oblivious one?:
The romantic?:
The content one?:
The pervert?:
The liar?:
The cheapskate?:
The ominous one?:
The disrespectful one?:
The abusive one?:
The hot one?:
The ugly one?:
The one that hates you?:
The one you hate but hang out with anyway?:
The back-up one?:
The fighter?:
The lover?:
The hippie?:
The druggie?:
The alcoholic?:
The one that is most likely to be in jail?:
The most likely to be murdered?:
The most likely to be committed to a mental hospital?:
The most likely to stay there forever?:
The normal one?:
The conformist?:
The nonconformist?:
The masochistic one?:
The sadistic one?:
The weird one?:
The musical one?:
The artistic one?:
The perfect one?:
The literary genius?:
The fugitive?:
The juvenille delinquint?:
The Jewish one?:
The Christian one?:
The Buddhist one?:
The Muslim one?:
The Hindu one?:
The Catholic one?:
The Wiccan one?:
The atheist?:
The agnostic?:
The cutter?:
The anorexic one?:
The bulimic one?:
The skinny one?:
The thin one?:
The fat one?:
The obese one?:
The Satanic one?:

Have you Ever...
Gone on a cruise?: never
Beaten someone up?: yup
Been beaten up?: not that i remember
Bullied someone?: yup
Been bullied?: sorta?
Attempted suicide?: yea
Attempted murder?: no
Nearly died?: yea
Broken the law?: yea
Stolen something?: yea
Had an abortion?: no
Known the president?: LOL no
Had an affair with the president?: ...no
Met a famous person?: yea
Had an affair?: no
Been out of the country?: no
Out of state?: no
Out of your town?: yea
Written a poem?: yes...allpoetry.com/hisxlastxregret =D
A story?: yep
A novel?: no
A song?: yea
Gotten published?: no
Written a love poem?: yea...allpoetry.com/hisxlastxregret =D
Novel?: no
Song?: yea
Said that you hated the world?: yep
Finished school?: nope
Flunked a grade?: no...
Flunked a grade?: no...
Flunked a subject?: yea
Read a book for enjoyment?: yea
Bungee jumped?: i wanna
Skydived?: i wanna
Danced?: yea
Been to a dance?: yea
Scuba dived?: i wanna
Broken a bone?: no
Gotten a nose bleed?: yea
Had an orgasm?: ...no
Suffered from psychosis?: nope
Wished you could get away with something?: yea
Thought of killing someone?: yea
Thought of killing yourself?: yea
Saved your own?: yea
Gone to the beach?: yea
Gone fishing?: no
Gone to an island?: yea
Died in a dream?: yea
Had a dream that came true?: yea
Kissed someone in the rain?: yea
Gotten pregnant?: no
Eaten calamari?: yea
Lobster?: yea
Helped anybody during the holidays?: yea
Helped a stranger?: yea
Kissed a stranger?: no
Hugged a stranger?: yea? perhaps? idunno lol
Can You...
Kiss your elbow?: no
Touch your nose with your tongue?: if i try very hard?
Stick your fist in your mouth?: no
Touch your toes?: yea
Give away money?:: no
Marry a family member?: noooooo
Hire an assassin?: if i wanted to?
Stay up all night?: yea
Stay up for /ten/ nights?: ...perhaps? i never tried
Finish this survey?: yea
Swim?: not really
Draw well?: not really
Sing well?: not realy
Write well?: yea
Eat a box of chocolates in an hour?: yea
Eat an entire package of Oreos in a half an hour?: noo
Without milk?: noo
Predict the future?: nope...unless it's obvious
Would you Ever...
Sacrifice everything for a friend?: yea
A lover?: ...did that
Give your life for a friend?: yea
A lover?: ...did that
Lie to a friend?: if i had to?
Lie to your parents?: if i had to?
Lie to a lover?: if i had to?
Steal from your parents?: ...no
Hug them in public?: yea
Blow up your house?: NO
Abuse someone?: no
Use someone?: no?
Recommend this survey to a friend?: no LOL
Would you ever Be...
A fireman?: no
Policeman?: no
Serial killer?: perhaps?
Doctor?: maybe?
Surgeon?: no
Prostitute?: no
Playboy model?: no
Writer?: yea
Artist?: no
Musician?: maybe? lol
Assassin?: YESH
Ninja?: OMIGOD I R NINJA BITCH
Soldier?: no
President?: no
Darth Vader?: yeshplz
Pilot?: no
Mortician?: lol sure?
Forensic scientist?: ...no
Detective?: yeshhh like in CSI
Lawyer?: i could?
Drug-dealer?: no
Pirate?: YESH
Box-carrier?: no
Store clerk?: perhaps?
Banker?: no
Criminal?: maybe =D
Target?: no
Professional wrestler?: no
Tennis player?: no
Rapper?: no
Country singer?: no
Pop star?: no
Actor?: no
Plastic surgeon?: no
Why...
Is the sky blue?: idunno
Is the world round?: idunno
Is the world unfair?: idunno
Are most people selfish?: idunno
Impolite?: idunno
Disrespectful?: idunno
Conforming?: idunno
Are there religions?: idunno
Theories?: idunno
Opinions?: idunno
Are humans so intelligent?: idunno
Do we need air?: idunno
Do we age?: idunno
Do we die?: idunno?
Is there cheddar cheese in the world?: idunno
Swiss?: idunno
American?: idunno
Are you taking this?: idunno
When was the last time...
You brushed your teeth?: this morning
Took a shower?: last nite
Ate?: few hours
Drank?: uhm, idunno rite now?
Drank an alcoholic beverage?: ew like a year ago
Took a pill?: uhm
Smoked?: a loooooong time ago
You got your photograph taken?: a while ago
You got caught doing something bad?: pssh
Dyed your hair?: day before school
Hurt someone physically?: uhm
Hurt someone emotionally?: idunno
Did your homework?: earlier
Hung out with your friends?: uhm...hmm
Got drunk?: idunno
Said a good-by to someone?: uh
Greeted someone?: a while ago?
Took a survey?: rite now
Won a contest?: uh
Went out on a date?: ...my god i'm way overdue
=>Word Association<=
Bed.: sleep
Curtains.: closed
Lights.: on
Music.: awesome
Candles.: sexy
Closet.: gey
Door.: open
Window.: closed
Onomotapoeia.: long word
Dog.: cat
Cat.: dog
Egypt.: pyramids
Corey.: gey
Mirror.: lame
Case.: latin
Cage.: bird
Cave.: man
Nutella.: nutella? lol
Bird.: cat
Bear.: big
Death.: life
Life.: death
White.: black
Black.: white LOL
Personality.: ideals
Pickle.: vibrator
Dilemna.: degrassi
Love.: death
Liberal.: gay
Conservative.: lame
Ball.: sack
Moderate.: a lot
Inept.: smart
Even more strange Questions
If you could create the world, would you make it a triangle or a square?: square
Do you find yourself frequently sounding like Donald Duck with a migraine?: ...no
Estimating, how many pieces of lined paper have you used this year?: not sure but a lot
If you were a pen, what kind of pen would you be? (Be specific.): a pink one? idunno LOL
If you were a pencil, what kind of pencil would you be?: ...number 3?
What is your favorite thing to highlight?: ...highlighterstuff?
What number can you relate to the most?: uh...like 4 because it looks the most retarded?
What would you do if you were a spider?: make webs
A chicken?: get eaten by black ppl
A goose?: shit on the sidewalk
An anteater?: eat ants?
If you were a pirate, which sea would you sail?: somalia! bitch
Would you rather sell your life or gamble it away?: gamble
If you could pay anyone in the world to be your friend, who would it be?: no one
Do you think that Bigfoot is really fighting with aliens?: perhaps
Do you believe tabloids?: no
If you were a tabloid, would you believe in yourself?: nope i'd have issues
Why do you believe tabloids?: no
Why do you not believe tabloids?: no
Estimating, how many different tabloids are there?: no
Who do you think is the best Disney supporting actor?: gey
Does citrus acid make you happy?: no
On the HB scale, what is your favorite lead?: 2?
Do you think PLAGIARISTS should die long and horrible deaths?: no